Mr O'Tool   There once was a man called O'tool. He was fired for not using the loo. He had to go, but was quite slow, and suddenly there was the poo!   #Humor #Twitter #Limerick ...

    Mr Reed   There once was a man called Reed. He was quite funny indeed. He once told a joke, but then started to choke, and now he is dead in the street.     #Humor #Twitter #Limerick ...